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fuzzybuddy

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I've lived with my cat, Fuzzybuddy, for 16 years. Yeah, I'm cat person. While I don't understand it, I hear there are dog people. But if you've lived with an animal long enough, you DO have conversations with them.

meow.
-No, you,re not going out. It's raining.
mreow
-I just put food in your dish.
mreow
-No, I'm not putting more in the dish.
mreow
- Hey, eat what you got.
meow
-For God's sake, I told you, you weren't going out.


There's a lot more, but there's some guys in white coats, knocking on my door.
 

Oh no darlin' my son laughs at me all the time. "I am going pee ALONE dangnabbit", Okay, you get food, the fish get food, the cat's get food, the plants look a little dry, everyone leave me the **** alone here, waiiit, I want to go in the bathroom by myself...Outtt!, You too...OUT! I see you hiding in the shower". No it doesn't do you any good whining with claws under the door, I mean REALLY...Emmy go the heck upstairs, Oy, that I have to go to Burger King for privacy?
 
fureverywhere said:
Oh no darlin' my son laughs at me all the time. "I am going pee ALONE dangnabbit", Okay, you get food, the fish get food, the cat's get food, the plants look a little dry, everyone leave me the **** alone here, waiiit, I want to go in the bathroom by myself...Outtt!, You too...OUT! I see you hiding in the shower". No it doesn't do you any good whining with claws under the door, I mean REALLY...Emmy go the heck upstairs, Oy, that I have to go to Burger King for privacy?
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I thought I was the only one who had a cat that has to go to the bathroom when I do lol. Too cute
 

One of the cats that I had a few years back always wanted to go in the bathroom with me also. She had 6 toes on both front feet,if I didn't let her in she would stick her big foot under the door and stretch out those big toes and try to paw her way in.Kind of looked like a big furry paddle.
 
Both my cats are allergic to closed doors, the bathroom door being the worst. What starts out as mewing and scratching lightly under the door, rapidly devolves into blood curdling shrieks and a concerted effort to dig a huge pit under the door. That will teach me. Of course, if I leave the door open, I am literally a sitting target, available for constant pats.
 
Awww, I talk to my cat all the time and he talks back to me. My dog gets an earful too. :p

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Male cat-person friend, visiting me and my cats a year or so ago, says to me, "I'll be right back, I gotta go to the bathroom."
Walk-walk-walk-walk (it's not far to my bathroom) ... "Oh, hi, sugar, sorry, I'll wait 'til you're done ... I don't think I can ... um ... "
Me (from the kitchen, laughing): "Go on in. She doesn't care. She's not shy."

Another visit, this time me at his place, I go into the bathroom and his cat comes with me. I shut the door for privacy. A couple of seconds later the kitty wants out. "Um, sorry, sweetie, I can't open the door right now ..." (I couldn't even reach it if I had wanted to open it.) So she lies down on the rug and does the roll-on-her-back-pet-me-please wriggle. When we return to the kitchen together he says, "I wondered where she was." Me: "We were having a female bonding moment."
 
fuzzybuddy said:
I've lived with my cat, Fuzzybuddy, for 16 years. Yeah, I'm cat person. While I don't understand it, I hear there are dog people. But if you've lived with an animal long enough, you DO have conversations with them.

meow.
-No, you,re not going out. It's raining.
mreow
-I just put food in your dish.
mreow
-No, I'm not putting more in the dish.
mreow
- Hey, eat what you got.
meow
-For God's sake, I told you, you weren't going out.


There's a lot more, but there's some guys in white coats, knocking on my door.
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"Meoww, meeEoooww meow? "

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Mao always has to follow you when you go to the bathroom. There's just something about cats and closed doors - they DEMAND transparency.

He freaked my student out the first time he followed him into the bathroom.

"Um ... Sifu ... Mao is in here with me".

"That's okay - just ignore him".

"He's standing up with his paws on the toilet".

"Well, he's male - you don't expect him to sit down, do you?"
 
My grey and white cat, Shakira shady boots, periodically suffers from separation anxiety, usually when I have been in bed too long. Although my bedroom door is open, for some reason he dislikes venturing onto my bed. When small meows do not bring

about the desired result, he starts moaning, mu, mu, muoooooh, muoooooh! In Meowese, this stranslates as, mom, get the ******out of bed, come into the living room where I can ignore you! Unless, of course, I want to lean against you for pats.
 
I don't know ... Mao doesn't have many different meows. The only one that's distinctive is when I open a can of tuna.

Then he goes into some kind of frenzy - Meow!Meow!Meow!Meow! - while he spins in circles.

... kind of like me with pizza ...
 
I don't have a cat or dog in fact no pets, not by choice ..We go away for a month I winter and really don't think it would be fair on a pet so we don't have one ...However I have had both and I often wondered what go's through their mind as they sit and watch you pee ,pass wind :rofl: step out of the shower ,yes I even had cats tap on the door as if to say ..how much longer?
 

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One of my cats would jump onto my lap when I was sitting on the toilet. Now how's that for togetherness albeit at a most inorppotune moment.:eek:
 
We do what I call the Wagon Train. Trying to sleep I become the Wagon Train as in the old west and the two cats are the Indians circling round and round and round me with their frequent head bumps and meows when there is no response from the Wagon Train.

Eventually of course the Wagon Train rises.
 
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PERFECT!!! That's it in a nutshell. Then when you have multi dogs and cats and small bathrooms it gets even more complicated.

One of my cats would jump onto my lap when I was sitting on the toilet. Now how's that for togetherness albeit at a most inorppotune moment.:eek:

Now imagine two cats swatting each other at your feet, battling it out over who gets your lap. Maybe the one hiding in the shower joins in. Meanwhile you hear scratching at the door and the most pitiful whining. I literally sneak to the bathroom sometimes...of course they always find me...it's a Communist plot.
 
My cat turned up here about 15 years ago and he has been great up to now, for alas he has gone funny in the head. I was not aware that cats go funny in the head like humans and the problem is he is driving me nuts. Stupid things makes a meowing noise all day and just wants to eat.
Should I shot it?
 
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