One foot in the grave!

My,my, suppose we all lived before and died, and this is hell?

Then it's sure not as bad as they said it would be. Glad I decided to have a good time in my previous life. And I'm looking forward to eternity. :playful:
 

My mom turned 84. I wished her many more years. She said, " Oh God! I hope not!" (She died at 92.) I'm 71 and getting to feel that way.
But one thing that DOES really piss me off is getting flyers from mortuaries and cemeteries.
 

My,my, suppose we all lived before and died, and this is hell?
I thought of that once too, that this might be hell now, but there seems to be an equal amount of heaven too. Maybe that's so we become keenly aware of the difference in order to exercise our ability to choose between right and wrong, good and evil, etc. I don't think this is hell. I think it's a training ground, a daily test, and a final evaluation.

Separate from that idea, we look up and see beautiful sunrises, sunsets, cloud formations, stars, and moon. We look down and see dirt. The center is fire.

"If you die in an elevator choose the up button, not the down" :D
 
My mom turned 84. I wished her many more years. She said, " Oh God! I hope not!" (She died at 92.) I'm 71 and getting to feel that way.
But one thing that DOES really piss me off is getting flyers from mortuaries and cemeteries.

Oh I'm with ya on that- and I started receiving them when I first moved to this state and was only in mid-40s. To top it off, some of those places think they're funny- a truly morbid idea of 'humor.' The first one I received: a plain white business-sized envelope with 'THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX!' in the return-address section... it was an ad from a cremation company. Another was a postcard from a funeral service- a drawing of a highway with a big 'EXIT' sign on it. Kinda warped, don't you think?!?
 
Sounds like their advertising department was run by some very young, healthy people!
 


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