I've been waiting for you, Jerry, and while your answer is a funny one, it's not what I'm after.The material he works with (plastic) is slicker than owl poo (poo is not the right word) Yuk, Yuk, Yuk...
Great guesses, too, but not what I'm looking for.He was "board" certified?
He was good at cutting the slopes?
He could do the lifts?
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Nothing to do with slopes, Pinky.He has perfected the slopes?