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An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.


The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work



A ship carrying blue paint collided with a ship carrying red paint. The crew are believed to be marooned.
 

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A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book

the other was typing away on his typewriter.

The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.

Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
 
I like making up my own jokes:
Have you seen the latest nature show, the one about parallel evolution? For example they showed a bird that sits on cattle and picks insects. These birds are called ox peckers. In the U.S. there is a bird that sits on donkeys. They are called ass pickers.
 
The friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds.

Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought this was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not.

He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him.

So the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.

Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
 

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