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[NancyNGA]

 

[Pappy]

 

[NancyNGA]

 

[Pappy]

 

[NancyNGA]

 

[Pappy]

 

[NancyNGA]

 

[Falcon]

LOL Nancy. (I get it.) The old cartoonist's trick.

 

[Pappy]

 

[Timetrvlr]

Warning
DO NOT wash your hair in the shower!

It involves the use of shampoo when it runs down your body as you shower.
I don't know why the public wasn't informed about this a long time ago.
I have always used shampoo in the shower!!!!
But when you wash your hair in the shower, the shampoo runs down your body,
and printed clearly on the shampoo label is this warning; "For Extra Body and Volume"!!!
No damn wonder I have gained so much weight!!!
So I for one have alleviated this problem.
I got rid of the shampoo, and I now use "Dawn Dishwashing Liquid"
The label on the dishwashing liquid states; "Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove"!!
Problem solved.

 

[Sassycakes]

 

[Pappy]

 

[NancyNGA]

 

[Pappy]

 

[CeeCee]

 

[CeeCee]

 

[Pappy]

 

[OldBiker]

I wish the buck stopped here, I sure could use a few.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

 

[Pappy]

• A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."

 

[OldBiker]

Texting Codes For Seniors
Young people have theirs, now seniors have their own texting codes:
* ATD- At the Doctor's
* BFF - Best Friends Funeral
* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM- Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center
* DWI- Driving While Incontinent
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA - Got Heartburn Again
* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL- Living on Lipitor
* TOT- Texting on Toilet
* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
Hope this helped.

 

[Aunt Bea]

 

[Pappy]

 

[NancyNGA]

"Say, Will---why don't you pull that thing
...........out and play us a tune?"

 

[OldBiker]

 

[OldBiker]