BLOCKERS!
One of my pet peeves is
”BLOCKERS”. You know who I mean. Yes, I’m talking about you!
* Once you get to the top or bottom of the escalator you stop dead in your tracks so everyone coming from behind fall all over one another into a heap with no place to go while the escalator continues spitting people through with conveyor efficiency.
* The same with the metro, people who want to board the train and block the door, leaving no space for those who need to exit the thing.
* I also include small groups of friends at the grocer's checkout. Only one of them is making a purchase but instead of the “friends” going past the cashier and waiting at the exit they stand there like zombies in a long queue taking space and blocking paying customers who’d like to put their purchases on the counter. This would be a fantastic planet, earth, but for the people inhabiting it!