Retired to Alaska!

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Denise1952

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Retire to Alaska

Bob had worked in Healthcare for 40 years.
Finally sick of the stress, he quit his job and buys 50 acres of land in
Alaska as far from humanity as possible.
He sees the postman once a week and gets his groceries once a month.
Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his
door.
He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.
'Name's Ron, your neighbor from forty miles up the road.
Having a Christmas party Friday night, thought you might like to come at
about 5:00.'
'Great', says Bob, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some of
the local folks, thank you.'
As Ron is leaving, he stops.
'Gotta warn you, be some drinking.'
'Not a problem' says bob. 'After 40 years in the business, I can drink
with the best of 'em.'
Again, the big man starts to leave and stops.
'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'
'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right!
I'll be there. Thanks again.'
'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'
'Now that's really not a problem' Says Bob, ‘I've been all alone for six
months!’ I'll definitely be there.
By the way, what should I wear?'
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'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.'
 
Mrs. Robinson said:
Bwahahahahaha! Hubby loved it too!
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Been meaning to tell you, during the war in 1943 I lived in Lakeport for almost 2 years. In those days they trained PBY pilots up there landing and taking off of the lake. We used to watch them from our home on a hill just above the town. It was a great place for a kid in those days, we had 40 acres.
 
that is so totally cool AZ:) I hope it's going to be a great place for this "old" kid;) denise
 
Well, I hope you like it. When I lived there it was beautiful. I don't know now, it's been a long time since I was there for a short visit. (1972)
 
I hear you, a place is what you make it, or how you react to what goes on there:) I'll be fine. I need to leave my home area because it is honestly, too heart-breaking for me. But I think I have one, more, great adventure left in me;) Who knows maybe more, LOL! I hope I settle though;)
 
Thanks Jim, I believe you do understand;) Off to read now for a few hours, hugs back atya, denise;)
 
nwlady said:
Retire to Alaska

Bob had worked in Healthcare for 40 years.
Finally sick of the stress, he quit his job and buys 50 acres of land in
Alaska as far from humanity as possible.
He sees the postman once a week and gets his groceries once a month.
Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his
door.
He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.
'Name's Ron, your neighbor from forty miles up the road.
Having a Christmas party Friday night, thought you might like to come at
about 5:00.'
'Great', says Bob, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some of
the local folks, thank you.'
As Ron is leaving, he stops.
'Gotta warn you, be some drinking.'
'Not a problem' says bob. 'After 40 years in the business, I can drink
with the best of 'em.'
Again, the big man starts to leave and stops.
'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'
'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right!
I'll be there. Thanks again.'
'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'
'Now that's really not a problem' Says Bob, ‘I've been all alone for six
months!’ I'll definitely be there.
By the way, what should I wear?'
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'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.'
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