Running Joke...Add Yours To Keep It Going

She fell in love with an Acupuncturist but he wouldn't stop needling her.

She fell in love with a Marathoner but he wouldn't stop running around.

She fell in love with a Carpenter but he was screwing around.

She fell in love with a Judge but he wouldn't court her.

She fell in love with a Botanist but he wouldn't leaf her alone.
 
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~She fell in love with the garbage man and he treated her like trash.
~She fell in love with a proctologist, but he became a pain in the a*s.

~She fell in love with a musician and wound up getting played.
~She fell in love with the CEO, but he wouldn't keep her company.
 

She fell in love with her car's mechanic, but he kept tinkering around, checking her fluids, and making sure all her parts were running smoothly.
So she left him and fell in love with her doctor. She felt more comfortable around him.
 
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