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~She fell in love with the garbage man and he treated her like trash.
~She fell in love with a proctologist, but he became a pain in the a*s.

~She fell in love with a musician and wound up getting played.
~She fell in love with the CEO, but he wouldn't keep her company.
 

She fell in love with a Gastroenterologist, but she couldn't stomach him.

She fell in love with a Urologist, but he pi$$ed her off.

She fell in love with an Anesthesiologist, but he put her to sleep.

She fell in love with a Geriatrician, but she was too young for him.

She fell in love with a Surgeon, but he cut her out of his life.

She fell in love with an Audiologist, but she didn't hear from him again.
 
She fell in love with an author but he wrote her off.
She fell in love with a farmer who was outstanding in his field.
She fell in love with a glass blower but the bubble burst.
She fell in love with a realtor but couldn't close the deal.
She fell in love with a guitarist but too many strings were attached.
 
She fell in love with a Volcanist, but the relationship blew up.

She fell in love with an Archeologist but he didn't dig her.

She fell in love with a Seismologist but the relationship was no great shakes.

She fell in love with a Blimp Pilot but he was just full of gas.

She fell in love with a Casket Maker, but she was a germaphobe and he was always coffin.

She fell in love with a Bicycle Racer but he was two-tired.
 
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