...said no one ever

[Ruthanne]

post something that was said by...no one ever!

I'll start:

I love it when the temperature is 100 F with 100% humidity....said no one ever!!

 

[IKE]

 

[jujube]

"Oh, no thank you....one Girl Scout Thin Mint Cookie is enough for now" said no one ever.

"Fantastic! It works just like the informercial said" said no one ever.

 

[IKE]

 

[CeeCee]

I don't want to eat all I want and still stay thin.

 

[Ken N Tx]

Husband said "not tonight I have a headache" no man ever said!!

 

[RadishRose]

 

[CeeCee]

I can't marry you....you're too nice and good looking and you have too much money.

 

[Toomuchstuff]

After winning the BIG lottery prize ..... "no thank you , give the money to someone else" . NOT !

 

[fmdog44]

That's way too much cold beer!
I can't stand a woman with a great figure.

 

[C'est Moi]

That has too much cheese on it.

 

[Ruthanne]

Y'all got me smiling and chuckling after reading those...

Keep them coming..

 

[Ruthanne]

I just love how big my butt looks in these pants! Said no one ever!

 

[Shalimar]

I hate not having any financial worries.

 

[Sunny]

I hate these days when the temperature is 75 degrees, low humidity, and the sun is shining in a cloudless sky. When is it going to go up in the 90's?

 

[StarSong]

Low salt crackers? YUM!

 

[Ruthanne]

Oh, calluses on my feet...can't wait to use the new foot sander for 3 hours...said no one ever!

 

[StarSong]

I LOVE the way my new driver's license picture came out. So glad that I get to show that off for the next 8 years!

 

[Shalimar]

I love the way my new medical ID adds a decade to my chronological age, and makes me appear as if I just escaped from a geriatric home for the criminally insane.

 

[Ruthanne]

Haven't shaved all Winter and boy am I going to love shaving my Sasquash legs! said no one ever!

 

[treeguy64]

"I wish I was a couple of inches shorter, down there, so the guys wouldn't stare at me in the locker room," said no man, at any time in his life.

 

[applecruncher]

Can't wait until someone posts another thread announcing that they're "leaving the board" :laugh: ...said no one ever.

 

[Pookie]

Dang, I wish I didn't have so many blessings. I need to suffer more.

 

[Ruthanne]

I don't like babies..said no one ever!

 

[HazyDavey]

"Boy, I hope I get some spam emails and maybe some telemarketer calls today."