Shalimar....

Shalimar said:
Oops, above post should read, wicked men, sigh. Typing before coffee, not advised.
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And here I was trying to figure out what a WickiMenu was ... does it reveal the REAL contents of the food you're about to order? Does the government have deniable hit squads out for the author?
 
Wickimemu! Shhhh. Philly, how could you? Just when I had everyone believing it was a typo. I am not at liberty to discuss any collusion between my govt and the great Oraca Oracle at this time...where do you think the term wet work originated, land

man? No one is after you I promise. Play dumb, and it will all be over soon. Drink up, pig out, don't bogart the joint, and dance!
 

Well, I was just ...

... wait a minute ... there's someone at the door ...





God, no! It's THEM!!!!

*hits red EMERGENCY DELETE button on keyboard*

*grabs Mao and slides down the secret rear escape tunnel*
 
Phil, Feel around in this cake I baked for you. But NOT when the guard is looking!

(I got the idea when I heard that old song: "If I'd knowed you was being put in the slammer, I'd uv baked you a.......lalalala....)
 
Here I brought one of my dear friends...enjoy;)
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Falcon said:
Phil, Feel around in this cake I baked for you. But NOT when the guard is looking!

(I got the idea when I heard that old song: "If I'd knowed you was being put in the slammer, I'd uv baked you a.......lalalala....)
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Thanks, Falcon - just when my commissary was running low, too!

Oh, and ... "The masked eagle flies at night".

Repeat: "The masked eagle flies at night".
 
Falcon said:
You're welcome.

"The blasted beagle sighs with fright."
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Oh, geeze, no! Not "the blasted beagle"?!?

Man, that ruins my plans ... gotta come up with something new.

Hey, do "the monkeys" still hang out at "the barrel"? Would they be up for a little "swing job"?

I could pay in nice, fresh "bananas" ...
 
Shalimar said:
We breathe air also, Butterfly. We are able to sit on rocks by the shore for extended periods of time. Some of our instruments can be played above water as well. We cannot land dance, but move beautifully in synchronized underwater ballets, occasionally leaping high into the air. I am certain mermen will give rides to those ladies who ask.
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Oooooooo!
 
SifuPhil said:
Ah ... you prefer the zoot-suit riot tango, done in post-punk style with a calypso back-beat? With zithers and ocarinas?

(I've always wanted an excuse to use "zithers" and "ocarinas" in the same sentence - ta-da!)
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I dunno what an ocarina is, even -- or zoot suit riot tango, either for that matter.

What about bagpipe tango -- that would be a hoot, no?
 

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