Some puns

[Josiah]

.. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.[FONT=&quot][/FONT]


.. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. [FONT=&quot][/FONT]


.. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. [FONT=&quot][/FONT]


.. The batteries were given out free of charge. [FONT=&quot][/FONT]


.. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. [FONT=&quot][/FONT]


.. A will is a dead giveaway. [FONT=&quot][/FONT]


.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. [FONT=&quot][/FONT]


.. A boiled egg is hard to beat. [FONT=&quot][/FONT]


.. When you've seen one shopping Center you've seen a mall.[FONT=&quot][/FONT]


.. Police were called to a day care Center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.[FONT=&quot][/FONT]


.. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. [FONT=&quot][/FONT]


.. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.[FONT=&quot][/FONT]


.. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. [FONT=&quot][/FONT]


.. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered. [FONT=&quot][/FONT]


.. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.[FONT=&quot][/FONT]


.. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.[FONT=&quot][/FONT]


.. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it. [FONT=&quot][/FONT]




.. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.[FONT=&quot][/FONT]










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[jujube]

Good 'uns.

 

[SifuPhil]

Ouch! :cower:

 

[RadishRose]

Funny. I like puns.

 

[SeaBreeze]

Good ones Josiah!