Tell me a lie.

[Falcon]

I'll start,

"your check is in the mail."

 

[rkunsaw]

It wasn't me.

 

[Kadee]

I love heights

 

[Meanderer]

Of course I remember you!

 

[QuickSilver]

Those pants DON'T make your ass look fat!

 

[AZ Jim]

You can trust me.

 

[GeneMO]

Tractor was running when I parked it !!

Gene

 

[Grumpy Ol' Man]

If you elect me I promise to .......

Honest, Officer, I didn't ........

That's so easy I could do it with my eyes closed.

 

[jujube]

This will just sting a little....

 

[DoItMyself]

I'm a politician and I'm here to help you.

 

[Bullie76]

My dog did it.

 

[Cookie]

No, you didn't wake me.

 

[Ina]

I didn't inhale. :wave:

 

[Cookie]

You look fine.

 

[Shirley]

I'm going on a diet tomorrow.

 

[SifuPhil]

... but it's the truth!

 

[AprilT]

........

 

[Shirley]

I never make oopsies! :lofl:

 

[Shirley]

Phil, I must say, you look better with your clothes on.

 

[AprilT]

I never make oopsies! :lofl:

:lol1:

 

[Shirley]

Well, it's the truth!:lol1:

 

[Ina]

I'll tell you no lies.

 

[AprilT]

Well, it's the truth!:lol1:

MOM! Shirley's telling lies again.

 

[Shirley]

Not the Kid. Snicker, snicker.

 

[Meanderer]

"My chopper was shot down"!