The General Humor Thread

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The 1973-75 recession was caused by OPEC’s oil, exorbitant gas prices,
heavy government spending, and a Wall Street stock crash.

Watergate players got 2½-8 years for conspiracy and obstruction of justice.

The Suez Canal reopened after eight years of closure.

Britain's inflation rate reached 25%, the highest in its history.

Something sounds familiar, different ways of concealer with Camouflages.
 
The Guy and the Blind singer are talking at the bar:
"You play golf!?" asks the Pro and the blind Singer says,
"Yes, I have been playing for years."
"But I thought you were blind.
how can you play golf if you are blind?" Jack asks. "
I get my caddie to stand in the middle of the fairway and he calls to me.
I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him,
then when I get to where the ball lands the caddie moves to the green
or further down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice," explains Stevie.

"But how do you putt?" Jack wondered. "Well," says Stevie,
"I get my caddie to lean down in front of the hole and
call to me with his head on the ground and
I just play the ball to the sound of his voice."

Nicklaus says, "What is your handicap?"
"Well, I play off scratch," Stevie assures Jack.
Nicklaus is incredulous and says to Stevie, "We must play a game sometime."
Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money,
and I never play for less than $100,000 a hole."

Nicklaus thinks it over and says, "OK, I'm up for that.
When would you like to play?"
"I don't care - any night next week is OK with me."
 
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