The General Humor Thread

[horseless carriage]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[papa tiger]

A flea and a fly in a flue,
Were imprisoned so what could they do?
Said the fly, "let us flee",
"Let us fly" said the flea,
So they flew through a flaw in the flue!

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[dilettante]

Cyberdog, the Internet's Most Iconic Cartoon, Goes Up For Auction

Maybe the cartoonist should update the caption. Something like:

On the Internet every woman knows you're a dog.

 

[PeppermintPatty]

 

[Pappy]

 

[timoc]

A young lady sobbing her heart out, said to a man close by, "Can I borrow you hankerchief please?"

"That might not be a good idea, Miss, you see, I've blown my nose in it three times", he replied.

"What kind of 'Knight in Shining Armour' are you, Sir", she snarled?

"One with a very snotty nose, Miss, do you still want my hanky"?

 

[PeppermintPatty]

 

[Gardenlover]

 

[Gardenlover]

 

[Gardenlover]

 

[Gardenlover]

 

[Paladin1950]

A flea and a fly in a flue,
Were imprisoned so what could they do?
Said the fly, "let us flee",
"Let us fly" said the flea,
So they flew through a flaw in the flue!

I remember this one from my childhood days.

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[papa tiger]

Odds are if Pluto was where Mercury is it would be a planet called Slobbers. ...... haha ..... ......

 

[Pappy]

 

[papa tiger]

The last thing I want to hear is, "go back, go back. You missed our exit.
Now were going to be late." TWIT

 

[Pappy]

 

[Pink Biz]

 

[squatting dog]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[DebraMae]