The General Humor Thread

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A German Shepherd, Doberman, and a cat have died. All three are faced with God, who wants to know what they believe in.

The German shepherd says, “I believe in discipline training, and loyalty to my master.”

“Good,” says God. “Then sit down on my right side. Doberman, what do you believe in?”

The Doberman answers, “I believe in the love, care, and protection of my master.”

“Ah, yes,” said God. “You may sit to my left.”

Then he looks at the cat and asks, “And what do you believe in?”

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The cat answers, “I believe you’re sitting in my seat.”
 
StarSong said:
@Pappy, I really wanted an Easy-Bake oven because of the commercials. One of my friends got one and I was very excited to spend a Saturday with her because we were going to bake brownies. What a disappointment - took forever, they tasted terrible, and the texture was awful. That ended my yearning for an Easy-Bake.
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Mine was worse! The 2 little cakes were fine. But I had to share mine with the friend who was visiting, and she got to take hers home. Even with my rudimentary understanding of math, I knew it wasn't fair.
 

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