The General Humor Thread

[Pappy]

Funny you should post that. A bought a container of something similar a few days ago. I set it on the stove and it popped open and scared the crap out of me!

I usually give it to my wife to open..

 

[Pink Biz]

 

[Pink Biz]

 

[Nathan]

 

[Naturally]

 

[Paladin1950]

#6

 

[rasmusjc]

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[Dustbunny]

My tribute to one of the first jokes I learned as a child.

 

[stretch5881]

Funny, but has to be a little bit racist.

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[MarkinPhx]

 

[MarkinPhx]

 

[Paco Dennis]

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The one about "Uber"? We were told not to ride with strangers and other stuff too? I will try to find it..

Here's one :

"We were taught as kids to not get in strangers cars or meet strangers from the internet, and now we literally summon strangers from the internet and get in their cars." ​

 

[Paladin1950]

The one about "Uber"? We were told not to ride with strangers and other stuff too? I will try to find it..

Here's one :

"We were taught as kids to not get in strangers cars or meet strangers from the internet, and now we literally summon strangers from the internet and get in their cars." ​

My parents never told me about meeting strangers on the internet. They would think that an internet was a net that kept in your house.

 

[Paco Dennis]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[RadishRose]

Funny, but has to be a little bit racist.

"Has" to be? Sez you.
Oh, Come on! If I were a young woman, I would date this man in a heartbeat!
Let's have a sense of humor, here. Cheeze and Rice!

 

[Pink Biz]

 

[Pink Biz]

 

[RadishRose]