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Every Piece Of Me

By Elsie
Breathing slow and steady, nerves on fire,

I slid ‘neath my car to defuse the bomb.

“Relax”, I muttered. “Got to be calm.”

I reached out the cutters to the wires

Looped around the motor’s starter,

Aimed for the red, but a nervous jerk

Switched the cutters to the blue

And just like that I sliced it in two.

BOOM! Smoke and fire billowed all around

And I flew, feeling no pain, off the ground.

So much for defusing a bomb nervously,

But hey, I’m calm, every piece of me.
 
Elsie said:
Every Piece Of Me

By Elsie
Breathing slow and steady, nerves on fire,

I slid ‘neath my car to defuse the bomb.

“Relax”, I muttered. “Got to be calm.”

I reached out the cutters to the wires

Looped around the motor’s starter,

Aimed for the red, but a nervous jerk

Switched the cutters to the blue

And just like that I sliced it in two.

BOOM! Smoke and fire billowed all around

And I flew, feeling no pain, off the ground.

So much for defusing a bomb nervously,

But hey, I’m calm, every piece of me.
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Peom hopefully meant to be (dark) humor.
 
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