The General Humor Thread

Operator: Emergency Service, is the patient breathing?
Bystander: A fellow just got struck by a car, he needs an ambulance.
Operator: What is the location?
Bystander: Eucalyptus Street.
Operator: Can you spell that for me.
Bystander: (long awkward pause.)
Operator: Sir. Are you still there,Sir?
Bystander: I'm dragging him to Pine Street.
I'll call you back!
 

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