The General Humor Thread

[Flarbalard]

There is the poster boy for American Ingenuity. Thanks for posting that.

 

[JBR]

 

[Knight]

This may be the last message I'm able to post, I was flipping my mattress and accidently tore off the tag. I expect agents to show up any moment and arrest me. Good bye.View attachment 473024

I see by recent posts you made bail. When will your trial be?

 

[RadishRose]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[Paco Dennis]

 

[Paco Dennis]

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Bears discover a vending machine.

 

[C50]

I see by recent posts you made bail. When will your trial be?

I ratted out a guy who was selling pirated VHS tapes so the charges were dropped.

 

[Ruthanne]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[oscash]

MICK AND PADDY ARE ON A CRUISE. PADDY SAYS, "IT'S AWFULLY QUIET ON DECK TONIGHT".
MICK SAYS," EVERYONE WILL BE WATCHING THE BAND".
"THERE ISN'T A BAND PLAYING TONIGHT".
MICK SAYS, " I DEFINATELY HEARD SOMEONE SAY, A BAND ON SHIP"

 

[Jazzy1]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Lewkat]

 

[Trila]

 

[IrishEyes]

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You have no idea how funny this is to me right now. I bought a pole-saw to trim dead branches.
DH skips over the assembly directions and begins to read all the Caution notes. Scared himself
so bad he refused to touch it. I waited until he was working, assembled it and chopped off the
dead branches before he got home.
As he was reading each Caution Note, I kept repeating "Use Common Sense" in other words.

 

[DebraMae]

 

[DebraMae]

 

[DebraMae]

 

[KSav]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Paladin1950]