The General Humor Thread

[Mizmo]

 

[Pink Biz]

 

[Pappy]

 

[squatting dog]

 

[Ruthanne]

 

[Ruthanne]

 

[MarkinPhx]

 

[Paco Dennis]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Right Now]

 

[GAlady]

 

[DebraMae]

 

[Nathan]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[Ruthanne]

 

[Ruthanne]

 

[Ruthanne]

 

[Ken N Tx]

 

[Jace]

Did you hear the joke about the jump rope?

No, I skipped it!

 

[Nathan]

 

[RadishRose]

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Funny and sounds like a good idea, but beware of retaliation.

I saw doorbell video on TV about a family who'd suffered more than one theft. They boxed up a bunch of their baby's dirty diapers and set them out. Yes, the thieves stole the box.

Another night the thieves brought the box back, smeared the contents of the diapers all over the people's door. They came back yet another night with cow manure and flung it around their porch. UGH

 

[Geezer Garage]

Taser time.

Funny and sounds like a good idea, but beware of retaliation.

I saw doorbell video on TV about a family who'd suffered more than one theft. They boxed up a bunch of their baby's dirty diapers and set them out. Yes, the thieves stole the box.

Another night the thieves brought the box back, smeared the contents of the diapers all over the people's door. They came back yet another night with cow manure and flung it around their porch. UGH

 

[palides2021]

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That's me! I always pray before eating, and when visiting family, they start chomping away, and here I am saying my prayer. Had to laugh at this!

 

[NorthernLight]

I used to eat with my coworkers often. One man would cross himself and briefly put his hands in prayer position. The whole thing took about one second.

I don't mind waiting for grace, as long as we don't have to hold hands.

 

[Geezer Garage]

I got tired of waiting for Grace, and went to the movie without her.