The General Humor Thread

I HOPE THESE MAKE YOU GIGGLE

What did the salt say to the pepper on Christmas? Seasonings greetings!
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house.
Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? Rude-olph.
Where do reindeer go if they lose a tail? The retail store.
What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
What did Santa do when his sleigh broke down? He got it mistle-toed.
 
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