The General Humor Thread

the young blonde was speeding down the highway - the older biker cop giving chase. He finally drew parallel and signalled her to pull over. As he approached her, wound down windown she exclaimed " Hi superintendant ; where you chasing me deliberately, you sexy beast you ? the old copper sighed and said " Ma'am my duty finishes in 5 mins ; don't let me catch you speeding again ; g'day to you too" and he quietly drove off!
 

Why do walruses love a Tupperware party? They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
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I'll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
 
Sassycakes said:
Why do walruses love a Tupperware party? They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
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I'll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
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Correction: a private tooter.

Remember:

A tutor who tooted the flute,

Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.

Said the two to the tutor,

"Is it tougher to toot

Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
 
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