Paco Dennis
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- Mid-Missouri
The General Humor Thread
- Thread starter JonSR77
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Pappy
Living the Dream
Mizmo
Well-known Member
- Location
- Ontario, Canada
Pappy
Living the Dream
Paladin1950
Still love 50's & 60's music!
- Location
- Mohawk Valley, NY
Nathan
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- Location
- High Desert- Calif.
Nathan
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- Location
- High Desert- Calif.
Nathan
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- High Desert- Calif.
RadishRose
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- Location
- Connecticut, USA
RadishRose
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- Location
- Connecticut, USA
Paladin1950
Still love 50's & 60's music!
- Location
- Mohawk Valley, NY
Furryanimal
Y gath o Gymru
- Location
- Wales
In Reggie Perrins Grot shop
...
Tom’s wine
Dr. Snurd’s pictures of the Algarve
tasteless puddings
square hoops
stringless guitars
clangerless bells
lightweight weights
unstrung tennis rackets
empty biscuit tins
doorless birdcages
broken crockery
breakable cricket balls
silent LPs: ("including
'We Aren’t The Champions';
'You’ll Always Walk Alone';
'Songs From A Trappist Monastery'")
upright models of the
Leaning Tower of Pisa
leaning models of the Eiffel Tower
bottomless ashtrayssquare footballs
round dice
innocuous white pill:
("they have no side-effects, there's no
need to keep them out of the reach of
children, and Catholics can take them").
insoluble suppositories
oversize eggcups
cruet sets with no holes
blank books
fattening foods:
("for masochists on diets")
useless car stickers
(including ‘We’ve been to the shop that
sells car stickers', 'We haven't been
anywhere', 'This sticker doesn't stick')
rungless ladders
Dutch-Dutch dictionaries
pianos with no keysnon-stick glue
LP ‘Laryngitis In 30 Lands’: ("featuring
the silence of Max Bygraves, Des
O’ Connor, the Bay City Rollers, the
Sex Pistols and Rolf Harris")
rubber razor blades:
("for nervous shavers")
porous waterbeds
heat-resistant saucepans
Teas-Not-Made
mousetraps made entirely of cheese
elastic tow-ropes
cheque books for the Dogger Bank
tins of melted snow
self-lowering flour
empty cardboard boxes
Jimmy’s Guess-what-it’s-for machine
dentures for pets
edible furniture
...
Tom’s wine
Dr. Snurd’s pictures of the Algarve
tasteless puddings
square hoops
stringless guitars
clangerless bells
lightweight weights
unstrung tennis rackets
empty biscuit tins
doorless birdcages
broken crockery
breakable cricket balls
silent LPs: ("including
'We Aren’t The Champions';
'You’ll Always Walk Alone';
'Songs From A Trappist Monastery'")
upright models of the
Leaning Tower of Pisa
leaning models of the Eiffel Tower
bottomless ashtrayssquare footballs
round dice
innocuous white pill:
("they have no side-effects, there's no
need to keep them out of the reach of
children, and Catholics can take them").
insoluble suppositories
oversize eggcups
cruet sets with no holes
blank books
fattening foods:
("for masochists on diets")
useless car stickers
(including ‘We’ve been to the shop that
sells car stickers', 'We haven't been
anywhere', 'This sticker doesn't stick')
rungless ladders
Dutch-Dutch dictionaries
pianos with no keysnon-stick glue
LP ‘Laryngitis In 30 Lands’: ("featuring
the silence of Max Bygraves, Des
O’ Connor, the Bay City Rollers, the
Sex Pistols and Rolf Harris")
rubber razor blades:
("for nervous shavers")
porous waterbeds
heat-resistant saucepans
Teas-Not-Made
mousetraps made entirely of cheese
elastic tow-ropes
cheque books for the Dogger Bank
tins of melted snow
self-lowering flour
empty cardboard boxes
Jimmy’s Guess-what-it’s-for machine
dentures for pets
edible furniture
Furryanimal
Y gath o Gymru
- Location
- Wales
papa tiger
Well-known Member
Now that's a feel it!
What can ya say to her.
You're dead at the door!
Think fall down, bleed a lot!
It's a cheap clean up on the kitchen floor!
He's my brother, I love him and he's in pain!
I couldn't just sweep his call under the rug, could I?
It's true we had a few, but he met a great pole chick, & I came home!
What can ya say to her.
You're dead at the door!
Think fall down, bleed a lot!
It's a cheap clean up on the kitchen floor!
He's my brother, I love him and he's in pain!
I couldn't just sweep his call under the rug, could I?
It's true we had a few, but he met a great pole chick, & I came home!
sailormann
Member
After all, the New Year is just another number. I know it's not the number 6, but I'm happy to be among that number just the same. It should be an interesting year.