The General Humor Thread

[squatting dog]

 

[Paladin1950]

We lived in Florida (Palm Beach County) for 5 years. Never saw a gator or a pothole.

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[GAlady]

 

[papa tiger]

“What is the meaning of this?” the manager asks.
“When you applied for the job,
you told me you had 5 years’ experience.
Now I discover this is the first job you’ve ever had.”
“Well,” the young man says,
“Your ad says you want somebody with imagination.”

 

[papa tiger]

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I've read the Owners manual and I promise you it won't start!

 

[Furryanimal]

After a prolonged drought when the rain came, all the animals in the forest were happy except the kangaroo. When the others asked it what the reason was for such sadness, the kangaroo replied that the rain meant that all its kids would now be playing inside.

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Paco Dennis]

 

[Mizmo]

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Haha..I saw that in another venue
Apparently neighbour chopped off on his side because birds were too noisy

 

[CinnamonSugar]

Haha..I saw that in another venue
Apparently neighbour chopped off on his side because birds were too noisy

::snort:: that's like saying only the front of the airplane is non-smoking!

 

[Pink Biz]

 

[Mizmo]

::snort:: that's like saying only the front of the airplane is non-smoking!

Xactly !!

 

[Mizmo]

 

[Nathan]

 

[Nathan]

 

[Nathan]

 

[Nathan]

 

[Nathan]

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[Nathan]

 

[JBR]

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[JBR]

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