The General Humor Thread

Tomorrow is Feb. 29, 2024, I thank you for attending tonight's stupid thought.

“Bartender: What’s the matter Lil Johnny?
It’s the worst thing ever. I caught my wife in bed with my best friend.
Bartender: Oh man that really sucks! What did you do lil Johnny?
I told her to pack her **** and get the hell out!
Bartender: What about your best friend?
I looked him straight in the eyes and said BAD DOG!”
 
I don't always drink dirty bathwater on March 1st, but when I do I throw up violently.

Have you heard the one about, "Let's call in to work and go to the Beach instead !"

Can I skip being a Donkey & an Elephant in 2024?

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