Tomorrow is Feb. 29, 2024, I thank you for attending tonight's stupid thought.
“Bartender: What’s the matter Lil Johnny?
It’s the worst thing ever. I caught my wife in bed with my best friend.
Bartender: Oh man that really sucks! What did you do lil Johnny?
I told her to pack her **** and get the hell out!
Bartender: What about your best friend?
I looked him straight in the eyes and said BAD DOG!”