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Paladin1950 said:
Concert Humor #6 Tiny Tim
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Yes Tiny Tim. I saw him and Bobby "Boris" Pickett (Monster Mash) at a concert titled 30 Years of Rock and Roll. There were other performers also.
Tiny Tim had just finished singing Tiptoe Thru the Tulips. The emcee, Donnie Brooks, who was a one hit wonder with Mission Bell, told Tiny that concert was called Thirty Years of Rock and Roll, and he wouldn't let him leave the stage until he sang rock and roll. So instead Tiny Tim sang Rod Stewart's Do You Think I'm Sexy. Try to visualize that in your mind. 😆
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Ummmm......no thank you. 😵
 
Three criminals were sentenced to death-by-guillotine. One was a lawyer; the second, a doctor; the third, an engineer.
The lawyer -- and expert in the law -- was first. Trembling he mounted the steps; his head was positioned in pillory. a priest stood by. The executioner gave the sign to release the blade,,,, but it wouldn't release. The priest crossed himself, declared it a miraculous sign that the lawyer should not be executed. The King pardoned the lawyer and sent him on his way.
The doctor -- a gifted surgeon -- was next. And... the same thing happened. The blade would not release. The priest crossed himself and declared this a second miraculous sign. The King pardoned the doctor and sent him on his way.
As the engineer -- a clever problem-solver -- mounted the steps, he stopped and pointed to the blade. and said, "I think I see your problem..."
 
Let's get outdoorsy this weekend by opening a window in the TV room.
 

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