WIFE; I HAVE A BAG FULL OF USED CLOTHING I'D LIKE TO DONATE.
HUSBAND; WHY NOT JUST THROW IT IN THE TRASH, THAT'S MUCH EASIER?
WIFE; BUT THERE ARE POOR STARVING PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO CAN REALLY USE ALL THESE CLOTHES.
HUSBAND; ANYONE WHO FITS INTO YOUR CLOTHES IS NOT STARVING.
HUSBAND IS RECOVERING FROM A HEAD INJURY.