WIFE;        I HAVE A BAG FULL OF USED CLOTHING I'D LIKE TO DONATE.
HUSBAND;  WHY NOT JUST THROW IT IN THE TRASH, THAT'S MUCH EASIER?
WIFE;        BUT THERE ARE POOR STARVING PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO CAN REALLY USE ALL THESE CLOTHES.
HUSBAND;  ANYONE WHO FITS INTO YOUR CLOTHES IS NOT STARVING.
HUSBAND IS RECOVERING FROM A HEAD INJURY.