The General Humor Thread

[Ruthanne]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Ruthanne]

 

[Ruthanne]

 

[Ruthanne]

 

[Trila]

 

[Pappy]

 

[OldFeller]

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So why do people get excited when people live to old age and long marriages? Don't they realize that the longer they live the less likely they are to find something to watch on TV and the less there is left to talk about?

 

[DebraMae]

 

[JBR]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Nathan]

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I can tell that you were hungry when you posted this...now I am hungry!

 

[Nathan]

 

[chic]

They're just like this too.

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[OregonGuy]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Lewkat]

 

[JBR]

Headline...

Thieves stole 100,000 organic eggs off a trailer in Pennsylvania. Police are scrambling​

Lead paragraph in the story: "Police are scrambling. They can't crack the case. It's a Grade A mystery. But hopefully they catch whoever poached the eggs."

Okay, the story is genuine, but the above is what CBC online news did for benefit of readers, in the winter.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/egg-heist-pennsylvania-1.7452031

 

[Paladin1950]

Headline...

Thieves stole 100,000 organic eggs off a trailer in Pennsylvania. Police are scrambling​

Lead paragraph in the story: "Police are scrambling. They can't crack the case. It's a Grade A mystery. But hopefully they catch whoever poached the eggs."

Okay, the story is genuinee, but the above is what CBC online news did for benefit of readers, in the winter.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/egg-heist-pennsylvania-1.7452031

I hope when the cops find them, they make them fry!

 

[Paladin1950]