The General Humor Thread

[Paladin1950]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[OregonGuy]

 

[Aunt Bea]

 

[oscash]

Chinese husband files for divorce.
The Judge asks, "What's the reason"?
The husband replies, "Me no come, she no come, but baby come, how come"?

 

[oscash]

EUROPEANS; -

I DROVE 40 MINUTES TO SPEND THE WEEKEND AT PARIS, THEN POPPED IN GERMANY TO VISIT THE FAMILY ON THE WAY HOME.

AUSTRALIANS: - I WAS IN QUEENSLAND AND I DROVE FOR 18 HOURS AND I'M STILL IN QUEENSLAND.

 

[MarkinPhx]

 

[MarkinPhx]

 

[OregonGuy]

 

[Bella]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[IKE]

*deleted*

 

[Mizmo]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[OregonGuy]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Pappy]

 

[CooCooforCoCoPuffs]

EUROPEANS; -

I DROVE 40 MINUTES TO SPEND THE WEEKEND AT PARIS, THEN POPPED IN GERMANY TO VISIT THE FAMILY ON THE WAY HOME.

AUSTRALIANS: - I WAS IN QUEENSLAND AND I DROVE FOR 18 HOURS AND I'M STILL IN QUEENSLAND.

"The sun has riz the sun has set and here I is in Texas yet..."

 

[Veronica]

Just a little fun something to keep you occupied.

 

[dilettante]

 

[OregonGuy]

 

[Pappy]

 

[dilettante]