The General Humor Thread

Rich · 2025-08-06T07:33:12-0600

OregonGuy said:
I was partially responsible for convincing Portland's regional government to change from a Sperry Univac main frame to PCs that look like that one. Then changing from lotus to excel and from word perfect to ms word (over passionate objections from the secretaries).

I learned spreadsheets on Lotus 123 for DOS. Ughhhhhh....

Paco Dennis · 2025-08-06T07:40:13-0600

**A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos..." *poof*.**
**He disappeared without a tres.**

Mizmo · 2025-08-06T08:22:33-0600

well, some are funny

Paladin1950 · 2025-08-06T10:30:18-0600

Deya said:
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One of the many reasons that I'm glad that I never went to Woodstock.

I was actually on the New York State Thruway during one of the days of Woodstock. I was heading to Palisades Park, and it was smooth sailing. Meanwhile going in the other direction, it was bumper to bumper. It seemed like everyone was heading there.

Paladin1950 · 2025-08-06T10:30:40-0600

Paladin1950 · 2025-08-06T10:34:57-0600

Mizmo said:
well, some are funny

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Although I strongly dislike country music, my favorite was On the Commode Again. I work in a nursing home. A lot of residents have commodes in their rooms.