The General Humor Thread

After dinner, little Johnny was asked to say a prayer. "But I don't know how to pray" he said.
His Dad replied "Just say a prayer for your family ,friends ,neighbours and the poor. So, Johnny began "Dear Lord, thank you
for our visitors and their children who ate my cookies and ice cream. Please bless them so they don't come back. Also, can
you please send some clothes to the poor ladies on Daddy's phone who don't seem to have any and give shelter to the homeless man who uses Mom's room when Daddy is at work, Amen".
Dinner was cancelled.
 
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