The General Humor Thread

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Oooooh! Hey there's an idea for us gals!! A headband with that sewn on!
 

EXERCISES FOR SENIORS

You know how important exercise is, as we grow older. Here are a few suggestions. I start by standing outside behind the house and, with a five-pound potato sack in each hand, extend my arms straight out to my sides and hold them there as long as I can.

After a few weeks, I moved up to 10-pound potato sacks, then 50-pound potato sacks and finally I got to where I could lift a 100-pound potato sack in each hand and hold my arms straight out for more than a full minute!

Next, I started putting a few potatoes IN the sacks, but I would caution you not to overdo it at this level.
 
Women nowadays when you're tall

Wow he's tall! I love tall men. Is he a baseball player or something? How tall are you?

Who me? 2 meter 30. (7 ft 6)
Wow. I'm in love! I hardly dare to ask but can I have your number?
Of course
I put my number in your phone. I can't wait to marry you. I put myself in there as wifey.


(He deformed his face with a filter)
 
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