RadishRose
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RadishRose
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RadishRose
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Paco Dennis
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No offense intended, this one made me laugh...
Once a group of aliens visited earth and had an audience at the UN. All the heads of government and religious leaders wanted to speak to the aliens so they set up a meeting with the new visitors.
When it's the Pope's turn, he asks: "Do you know about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?" "You mean JC?", responds the alien. "Yeah, we know him! He's the greatest, isn't he? He stops by every year to make sure that we’re doing okay". Surprised, the pope follows up with: "He visits every year? It's been over two millennia and we're still waiting for his SECOND coming!"
The alien sees that the pope has become irate at this fact and starts trying to rationalize. "Maybe he likes our chocolate better than yours?" The pope retorts "Chocolates? What are you talking about? What does that have to do with anything?" The alien says "Well, when he first visited our planet we gave him a huge box of chocolates! Why? What did you guys do?"
Once a group of aliens visited earth and had an audience at the UN. All the heads of government and religious leaders wanted to speak to the aliens so they set up a meeting with the new visitors.
When it's the Pope's turn, he asks: "Do you know about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?" "You mean JC?", responds the alien. "Yeah, we know him! He's the greatest, isn't he? He stops by every year to make sure that we’re doing okay". Surprised, the pope follows up with: "He visits every year? It's been over two millennia and we're still waiting for his SECOND coming!"
The alien sees that the pope has become irate at this fact and starts trying to rationalize. "Maybe he likes our chocolate better than yours?" The pope retorts "Chocolates? What are you talking about? What does that have to do with anything?" The alien says "Well, when he first visited our planet we gave him a huge box of chocolates! Why? What did you guys do?"