The General Humor Thread

Hospitality. A friend invited you to come over to eat. How nice that you're coming over to eat! What do you want to drink? I have water and tea. A tea please. Do you want spaghetti carbonara or meatballs with mashed potatoes? A spaghetti carbonara. I also have a dessert. Yoghurt. I'm going home. Venmo comes in.


Mom! Mom! Can Marianne eat along? Of course dear. We'll just eat a bit less. Stay stop. Stop stop stop. Tasty eh? I wanna go home!

 
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I didn't know whether to post this in the Computer thread or here, but this is it:

Yesterday I had some trouble with the right side page scroll on several sites. When I tried to scroll down, the page would jump back to the top of the page and also the reverse. I cleaned the mouse and keyboard and shut down, hoping one of these procedures would help. It was fine today until a few minutes after I was using it. Come to find out, I think it was because my "girls" were pressing on the keyboard. My vision is so bad I have to lean forward quite a bit to see the screen. I moved the keyboard away from the desk edge and so far, okay.

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