The General Humor Thread

Hospitality. A friend invited you to come over to eat. How nice that you're coming over to eat! What do you want to drink? I have water and tea. A tea please. Do you want spaghetti carbonara or meatballs with mashed potatoes? A spaghetti carbonara. I also have a dessert. Yoghurt. I'm going home. Venmo comes in.


Mom! Mom! Can Marianne eat along? Of course dear. We'll just eat a bit less. Stay stop. Stop stop stop. Tasty eh? I wanna go home!

 
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