I saw a bunch on bored panda:
Why did the half blind man fall into a well?
He didn't see that well.
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says: I don't know how to drive this thing.
My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
Why don't ants get sick? They have little antybodies.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it's apparent.
My ex wife still misses me. But her aim is getting better.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey.


