The jokes only thread....

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[RadishRose]

• Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.


“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”


• Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?


There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.


Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.


I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

 

[Furryanimal]

My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.

 

[Paco Dennis]

 

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[oldman]

A urologist told his 85 year old patient that he needed to bring him a sperm sample so he could check his testosterone level.
The old man takes the jar home and tells his wife what he has to do.
He tries his left hand and nothing happens.
He tries his right hand and nothing happens.
His wife tries her left hand and nothing happens.
She tries her right hand and nothing happens.
They talk the neighbor into trying it.
She tries her left hand and nothing happens.
She tries her right hand and nothing happens.

The next week, the old man takes the jar back to the urologist who looks at it and the urologist says “It’s empty!”
The old man says “Heck yeah, it’s open. Three of us tried and none of us could get the lid off.