The jokes only thread....

[debodun]

你住在纽约吗？

Yes.

 

[debodun]

I don't live in New York City, I'm from upstate.

 

[debodun]

你会用英语写作吗？中文交流比较困难。

 

[MarciKS]

??

 

[Trila]

你会用英语写作吗？中文交流比较困难。

I'm confused......

 

[Trila]

 

[Trila]

 

[QuietByNature]

 

[JeeperDon]

What do get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter?

Spoiler: Answer!

'pumpkin pi'

 

[Pappy]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Trila]

 

[roadhogg]

He hasn't come to my house since my mom passed away in 2006.

He got stuck up my chimney burnt his bum on the fire

 

[Paco Dennis]

 

[BJintheUK]

 

[BJintheUK]

Sage advice I think

 

[BJintheUK]

And here's another. This one's all about irony.

 

[Dr.Colosso]

 

[BJintheUK]

Love horses? This one's for you.

 

[BJintheUK]

Anyone here suffering from Covid?

Here's a good cure.

 

[BJintheUK]

Or here's another one. It's not quite as popular as the one above, but who knows, it might be effective?

 

[Jazzy1]

 

[BJintheUK]

Friday night and Saturday morning!

 

[BJintheUK]

And here's another way to have fun.

 

[BJintheUK]

For those of us males of the species, here's a little direction we might find helpful some times.