Preacher, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over,
please come forward to the front by the altar."
Leroy gets in the line, and when it's his turn, Preacher asks,
"Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
Leroy, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
Preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand
on top of Leroy's head, and then prays and prays and prays.
The congregation joins in with great enthusiasm.
Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"
"I don't know. It's not till next week."
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