The Perfect Pet

[Louis]

Instead of a goldfish I'm thinking of buying a large tank, the kind you see in fancy hotel lobbies and public buildings. It should fit into my living room if I get rid of some furniture. Then I will try to find a mermaid. :sentimental:

 

[LynnD]

Instead of a goldfish I'm thinking of buying a large tank, the kind you see in fancy hotel lobbies and public buildings. It should fit into my living room if I get rid of some furniture. Then I will try to find a mermaid. :sentimental:

Shali......you are being summoned!

 

[Son_of_Perdition]

Pet Rock, I still have mine from the 70's, very little trouble, no shots or shedding. Don't have to scoop up any hair balls, accidents or spills around the food dish. Never stepped on and flipped the water dish. No litter to get rid of and it doesn't need to be walked.

 

[Warrigal]

I have a bird bath under a grevillea bush that I can see from my kitchen. I don't have pet birds but I do have regular visitors.

 

[Shalimar]

Louis, let's talk! Lol.

 

[Louis]

Louis, let's talk! Lol.

Uh oh...I've heard that before, usually stated as 'Louis we need to talk'.

 

[Shalimar]

No worries Louis, this is a good talk, involving swimming and cocktails on the beach. You can bring the music.

 

[Louis]

Oh I'll bring the music alright. Should I bring my guitar too?

 

[Shalimar]

Please bring your guitar also, Louis.

 

[Ralphy1]

Just skip the beach and get a room...

 

[QuickSilver]

Just skip the beach and get a room...

Now Ralphy.... you just made me spit out my coffee...

 

[LynnD]

Just skip the beach and get a room...

A mermaid needs more, Ralphy! Jeez!

 

[Ralphy1]

OK, a quick dip in the motel pool should do the trick...

 

[QuickSilver]

OK, a quick dip in the motel pool should do the trick...

So would a cold shower.. hahahahahah

 

[LynnD]

so would a cold shower.. Hahahahahah

:rofl:

 

[Cookie]

I do believe this thread has been 'Way Layed".

 

[Ralphy1]

Yes, and it is too much for this shy, sensitive lad when some start using sexual innuendo...

 

[QuickSilver]

Those that CAN, do..... Those that CAN'T, talk about it... I'm told.

 

[Davey Jones]

I have 2 large kissing fishes in a 20 gallon tank that are about 10 years old. Cant remember the last time I cleaned that tank but the water is crystal clear. Just feed them and let them kiss away.Have no idea what the sexes are, maybe I should ask Bruce J.?

 

[Cookie]

My son has an aquarium that needs almost no maintenance. He has a special fish that cleans the sides of the tank as well as a couple of shrimp that also help keep the tank clean. The water is always clear. There are ways.

 

[Lon]

LON!!! Why...are you staging your apt.?

I'm not------------My original post was just mean't as a joke. I was not serious.

 

[QuickSilver]

You have to remember... My fish were Goldfish... very very dirty.. They are notorious messy eaters and produce more waste than most aquarium fish. I just gave up.

 

[LynnD]

I'm not------------My original post was just mean't as a joke. I was not serious.

Okay, how would I know you were joking? From now on I will take you less seriously.

 

[Shalimar]

Cookie, way layed, HaHaHaHa. The rest of you, Jeez, Louis Loui , and I have a purely spiritual connection, based entirely on our mutual love of poetry and music. You people are soooo carnal. Lol.nthego:

 

[QuickSilver]

Cookie, way layed, HaHaHaHa. The rest of you, Jeez, Louis Loui , and I have a purely spiritual connection, based entirely on our mutual love of poetry and music. You people are soooo carnal. Lol.nthego:

No we aren't..... just sensitive gag reflexes...nthego: