just a little from my book
Two weeks back from leave, doing well in Infantry training, one day I walked into the CO's office ta pick up my mail where I'd been told there was a letter for me. Walking in I could tell something was up because the Gunny was personally holding the already open letter and giving me a stern look. Turned out some of the other guys had opened the letter for a joke because they saw it was from a girl, and it was. The Gunny quietly handed the letter to me, looking at me expectantly, so I started reading.
It was a letter from my sister Nancy saying she was PREGNANT It was good news an' I was pleased ta be an Uncle, but was pretty pissed off 'bout the letter being opened. Figuring I better not say anything about it, I clamped my mouth shut an' looked at the Gunny. When he saw I had no comment he told me we had to go in and see the MAJOR.
Naturally I was thinking to myself What the hell is the big deal 'bout a letter from my sister. I was furious by the time we made it to the Majors office so it was a downright galling and HERCULEAN effort keeping my mouth shut by now. They'd opened my mail an' they were taking ME to the Majors office
Saluting, I stood there stonily silent at full attention while the Gunny explained to the major that the letter indicated I'd gotten my girlfriend pregnant.
My anger all turned to disgust and disbelief in a split second. All I could do was stand there shocked with my mouth open, staring at the Gunny. The Major took the letter an' gave it a cursory glance. I guess he took my shocked look for a confession 'cause then he said, Well son, for the good of the service you're going to have to go home and marry this girl
My head felt like it spun completely around as I threw an even MORE stunned look at the Major. He was nonplussed an' continued like he was asking for a cup of coffee, "We're giving you another thirty days leave
to get the job done and that's an order.
I was past speechless at this point, but another thirty days leave sounded pretty good to me. Sounded like pretty good payback for opening my mail too. All I could do was shake my head an' blink. Finally snapping back to full attention an' giving an enthusiastic Aye Aye SIR , I did a crisp ninety degree turn an' marched out the door.
My SQUAD thought I'd lost my mind when I got there 'cause I must' a laughed my head off for 'bout the whole time I was packing . The stewardesses on the flight home kept an eye on me too, since I couldn't help occasionally giggling for no apparent reason.
My whole family was shocked to see me again an' got a big kick outta my "orders". True to my command I did ask my sister ta marry me right at a family dinner with her husband sitting there about busting a gut laughing . She said she appreciated my generous offer, but declined due to the legal complication of bigamy, an' added that she didn't find me very attractive anyway.
Spending the next thirty days doing my best to fulfill the spirit of the Majors order, I dated as many of the girls, in my neighborhood, as possible, in hopes of finding , some marriage material. Not much luck there, but I did have a wonderful time
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