Thick as two short planks

[Jace]

Think it..but don't say it...

"Thick as two short planks".

Ever heard?

Hopefully, Not!

Meaning: Exceedingly stupid.

 

[Paco Dennis]

 

[Pepper]

Think it..but don't say it...​

That's always been my problem...I say it...

 

[RadishRose]

Dumb as a box of rocks.

 

[Jace]

U got it! it!

 

[MrPants]

They're not the sharpest tool in the shed!

 

[horseless carriage]

You can't put in what God left out!

 

[Shalimar]

The elevator doesn’t go to the top floor.

 

[Bella]

There's nobody home.

 

[hollydolly]

"Thick as two short planks".

Ever heard?

Hopefully, Not!


Meaning: Exceedingly stupid.

Very common saying in the UK....

 

[hollydolly]

Sandwich short of a full picnic...


Penny short of a Pound...


Not the full Shilling...

Lights are on but no-one's home

 

[Tish]

A few Roos lose in the top paddock.

 

[RadishRose]

Not playing with a full deck.

 

[RadishRose]

bigly

LOL!

 

[MickaC]

Dumber than a pile of fence posts……unsharpened.

We’re visiting another planet…..are we.

 

[jujube]

Two beers short of a six-pack.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

 

[RadishRose]

His bread's not baked
Needs 10 more minutes in the oven
He got hit with the stupid stick

 

[jujube]

He's not hitting on all eight cylinders.

Somebody musta dropped him on his head when he wuz a baby.

 

[DebraMae]

One brick short of a load.

 

[Geezer Garage]

My Dad always said (often about my youngest brother) " When God was handing out the brains, he thought they said trains, and got in the wrong line".

 

[MrPants]

His/her elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

 

[officerripley]

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

 

[RadishRose]

He hasn't got the sense God gave a chicken.

 

[FastTrax]

He hasn't got the sense God gave a chicken.

Geeze I forgot what I was gonna say.

 

[mrstime]

Dumb as a bag full of hammers.