This or That?


I never saw a purple cow,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.

The original poem became so popular that he later wrote a sequel:
Ah, yes, I wrote "The Purple Cow"--
I'm sorry now I wrote it!
But I can tell you anyhow,
I'll kill you if you quote it.

I never saw a purple cow,
I never hope to see one;
But from the milk we're getting now,
There certainly must be one.

I wonder how many variations there are of this. But to get back to your original question,

I really have no preference between black and brown, as long as the cow isn't purple,

Blueberries or strawberries?​
 

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