Unnecessary Things and Inventions A-Z

[Sunny]

Ego enhancers

F

 

[Kaila]

Fragrance spray for a flower and plant shop
(Or for a bakery )

G

 

[Sunny]

Green food coloring for hamburgers

H

 

[Pink Biz]

Hardwood tubas

I

 

[Sunny]

Ice cream cones with shredded onion sprinkles

J

 

[Kaila]

^^^

Jewels attached to sneakers and other sports equipment

K

 

[Kaila]

Kites made of heavy panels of slate and decorated with boulders

L

 

[Sylkkiss]

Lip gloss for cats

M

 

[Kaila]

Master Bedroom, designed for one small child,
or for a pet gerbil or pet goldfish, or imaginary friend

N

 

[Sunny]

Nose warmers for the summer

O

 

[Kaila]

Owl observation booths with giant spectacles;
for use in locations that haven't ever seen an owl, in case that's only because they didn't have the proper equipment , to see them in the past


P

 

[Sunny]

Pencils with sharpened erasers on the ends

Q

 

[Kaila]

Quick shortcuts, with maps and drawings, to get from room to room in half the time of walking directly

R

 

[Sunny]

Risky sports for kids

S

 

[Kaila]

Slicing machine for small and juicy berries, such as blueberries

T

 

[Sunny]

This one is real: Telephone answering systems from the doctor's office that begin: "If this an emergency, hang up and dial 911."

U

 

[Sparky]

Unicorn detector

V

 

[Sunny]

Vitamin pills (usually unnecessary)

W

 

[Sparky]

Waterproof Mop

X/Y

 

[Sunny]

Xrays every time you go to the doctor for anything

Y

 

[Sparky]

Yellow oranges

Z/A

 

[Mary1949]

Zebras' Pyjamas

A

 

[Pink Biz]

Adorable Artichokes

B

 

[Kaila]

Bristle brushes for cleaning butterfly wings



C

 

[Sparky]

Crocheted eggcups

D