Unnecessary Things and Inventions A-Z

[Sylkkiss]

Ice cubes shaped like balls

J

 

[Sunny]

Jellyfish leashes

K

 

[Kaila]

Kind villains in novel mysteries

L

 

[Granny B.]

Liver-flavored Life Savers

M

 

[Sunny]

Muffin Forks

N

 

[Kaila]

Nails for joining two pieces of fabric

O

 

[Pink Biz]

Opposing pinkies

P

 

[Sunny]

Pet poodle parades

Q

 

[Granny B.]

Quilted nails

R

 

[Kaila]

Rocks that are very lightweight ,
for easier lifting, throwing, tossing and moving

S

 

[Granny B.]

Silky sandpaper

T

 

[Sunny]

Standing rugs

T

 

[Kaila]

Tumultuous lullaby tapes

U

 

[Sunny]

Urinal art?

V

 

[Sparky]

Vampire Toothpaste

W

 

[Kaila]

Walkie-Talkies for wild birds, geese, and ducks

x/y/z?

 

[Sunny]

X-ray machines for shoe stores. (I can remember when they actually had these things, if you can believe it! Kids tried on the shoes their parents were thinking of buying, and stepped up under the x-ray camera, so the salesman could see inside the shoe, to see if it fit properly!)

Who knows what the long-term medical effects were?

Y/Z

 

[Kaila]

Yo-Yo tricks mastery courses

z?

 

[Pink Biz]

Zucchini tea

A

 

[Kaila]

Asparagus- scented candles

B

 

[Sparky]

Banana Bender

C

 

[Kaila]

cactus protective wrappings, with sharp points on the wrapping material,
so that people won't get as cuddly and right up close to them...

D

 

[Sylkkiss]

Kind villains in novel mysteries

L

Hey... like kind villains. Bad boys... But that's just me...

 

[Sylkkiss]

Dog tail bows and ribbons

E

 

[Chris P Bacon]

Elephant sweaters, that is, of course, unless it's your pet elephant

F