Urine Detection System Installed in Atlanta Transit Elevator

SeaBreeze said:
They need something like this installed in the New York subways...
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There's already one.

... it's in Flushing, Queens. :excitement:

I can't believe they have the Pee Police on stand-by, waiting for the first tinkle so they can bust them. Meanwhile people are probably being mugged and murdered on the subway cars ...
 

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I think I've detected the cause of the problem
Next month, MARTA will begin installing sensors in other elevators, with the goal to have them in all 111.

It's going to cost MARTA about $10,000 to outfit each elevator with the urine detection device.
This week, they also reopened restrooms at four stations, so they hope that will help with the problem.
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Warrigal said:
I think I've detected the cause of the problem
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It's a Catch-22, at least it was in NYC and I suspect anywhere else. If you keep the public restrooms open they become not only filthy Black Holes of Calcutta but also serve as a shield behind which to perform various other atrocities. If you close them, the pisseurs are going to perform their craft in whatever other venue presents itself.

No matter what happens people are going to be grossed out, but then the same thing used to happen in ancient Rome too.

... just before The Fall.
 
Remember when public rest rooms had an attendant? (at least they did here) I wonder if the money they saved on the pittance of a wage they paid those people by sacking them all was worth the 10 grand per elevator they're paying now?
 
Diwundrin said:
Remember when public rest rooms had an attendant? (at least they did here) I wonder if the money they saved on the pittance of a wage they paid those people by sacking them all was worth the 10 grand per elevator they're paying now?
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We never had that here, but then again all of our public restrooms were in Gas Stations, but when we did go to the city, I never remembered any attendants.
 
Big department stores and even the main Railway stations had them but they were long gone by around the end of the 50s. They were usually fat older women (dunno about the men's) and while it must have been a hell of a job at least it was something they could sit down for and still be kind of useful. I guess they'd just get mugged these days.
 
I've been in a few public restrooms that had more pee on the floor than in the urinals. In the old RR station, there was a tunnel that led from the tracks to the station. It was dark and stank to high heaven. Now closed.....

As my bladder is getting quite old now, I wonder if I should purchase a pee alert button to wear around my neck? Or maybe a shock collar to alert me that I'm about to pee my pants. :stop:
 
Old Hipster said:
We never had that here, but then again all of our public restrooms were in Gas Stations, but when we did go to the city, I never remembered any attendants.
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Thats because there was only room in there for just 1 person, unless you want to stand there and watch while I pee.:)
 
Pappy said:
$119.00 for a vibrator? Phil, you been shopping in the wrong shops. And, they come in a plain brown wrapper.:cool:
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:rofl:

Yeah, but it's a vibrator with different tones!



I was going to mention it only goes off when it senses wetness, but I won't go there ... :chargrined:
 
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