Once I believed in Santa Clause then I went to school and my friend told me the truth, I listen intensely to happy stories and ending of they lived happy ever after, I got married started a successful business, my wife divorced me and took half of all our assets and she had never worked a day in the business, never found in humor in that, I sometimes laugh when I look in the mirror and think WTF, where did that handsome dude go, then I met sweetie and she makes me laugh and she is not a comedian just naturally funny. I dig your point, but you have not walked in my shoes and I don't like being old. lol.. as I get my cane, my dog, get in my truck and we go to McDonalds and we each enjoy a Big Mac and keep on truckin!