Years ago, I read an article about a barber named "Dan." Yup, his last name really was "Druff."
Same with 2 dentists - Dr. Payne & Dr. Pull.
My brother married a woman who had a sister I was set up with. They told me her name was
"Cookie."
When I called her for a first date, I asked her if that was her real name or a nickname. She said it was her real name.
I called her 3 more times for a date & she played a game - telling me she was busy & to call her back next weekend.
She was playing that
"hard-to-get" game to boost her ego.
When I called her the 4th time & she pulled that same crap, I said, "I'll tell you what.....why don't you call me when you're.....available, Koookie?"
(I pronounced it "
Koooookie" as in
crazy)
She said, "It's not Koookie; it's Cookie - like the food.
I said,
"No it isn't; it's Kooookie."
She caught on right away & hung up.